Thursday, March 3, 2016

Superhuman: Peter Maximoff

         Oshòdì Òkè!" The conductor shouted and jumped down from the bus before it rolled to a stop.
         “Enter with your shange oh!”
The crowd at the bus stop surged towards the bus and struggled to get on it. Chinomso stayed back and watched in satisfaction as more than half of her fellow would-be passengers got on the bus. At least, there would be a better chance for her with the next one. 
         "Abeg moff oh" the woman selling pepper by the side of the road snapped, sprinkling water on her cherry ripe tomatoes and anyone who didn’t move far away enough from her wares. The woman’s little toddler found it funny and giggled. Chinomso eyed the woman and moved away from her. Sorry oh, as your father has paid Fashola for the road now, she murmured under her breath and hissed. The toddler watched her leave and stuck his tongue out at her. It’s not your fault oh. One day, you’ll be in my shoes.
Ten minutes later, there was still no bus in sight and the crowd had tripled. She brought out her phone and started to chat with her friend on WhatsApp.

> Pls kp a seat 4 me, still @ Airport rd, waiting for a bus
> Babe hurry oh, test starts at 12
> Yeah, I knw. bloody fuel scarcity!
> Kpele!
>People are not smiling at all oh! Na to fight kung fu enter bus today oh!
>Lol!

The shouts of the crowd dragged Chinomso’s attention away from her phone. They were all screaming and pointing at the pepper seller’s toddler who had somehow slipped through the crowds from under his mother’s eye onto the road and right into the path of a pick-up truck. Chinomso didn’t think, she simply dashed across the road, snatching the boy on her way. He had been so close to the pick-up that Chinomso actually scratched the back of her hand on the rusted grill on the front of the pick-up. Everything happened so fast and all she remembered was the wind in her face, throwing her fake Brazilian weaves all over the place. She stood panting on the other side of the road with the dazed child still clutched in her arms. The mother crossed the road and approached her with a glazed, shocked look on her face. Chinomso handed her the child and watched as she shrank away from her in fear. Àjé. That was what her eyes said. She looked around at the crowd that was starting to close in on her and she saw the same look on their faces.
         “How did she get there so fast?”
         “She disappeared!”
         “I didn’t even see her pass and I was closest to the road.”
         Ó gbófe ni oh!
         “This one na mammy water!
         E dey fly for night…”
         Tuffia!
Yet again, she didn’t think, she just got the hell out of there and all her would-be lynchers felt was the draft of air she left behind as she ran all the way to Oshòdì without stopping.